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« Reply #30 on: August 02, 2010, 10:49:24 PM »

Dockers fan?

Only my inner ten year old. And when I'm making conversation with journalists who like sport, or cute girls who follow the Dockers

That might sound sordid but I'd never pretend to like the Eagles. Look at John Worsfold. He has always resembled an actual penis
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« Reply #31 on: August 02, 2010, 10:52:33 PM »

He's an actual chemist.

Case closed.

And he snapped Dermot. Like Woooooshhhhhh!!!!
That's why they call him Woosha.

Also.

He's the best.

I love him.
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« Reply #32 on: August 02, 2010, 11:09:30 PM »

He's an actual chemist.

This is fucking hilarious, considering
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« Reply #33 on: August 02, 2010, 11:26:46 PM »

In short, yes I am a Dockers fan but I'm not that passionate about it and usually don't really follow what's going on.

Unless they are caning West Coast  Brush Teeth
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« Reply #34 on: August 02, 2010, 11:29:27 PM »

Fairweather.

It's going to rain one day.
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« Reply #35 on: August 02, 2010, 11:39:08 PM »

The Dockers don't have any fair weather fans... the first 15 seasons made sure of that. Dockers fans are more grimly determined that "hey, at least we can't do any worse this year". If we actually do well, like this year, it's a bonus.
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« Reply #36 on: August 02, 2010, 11:44:02 PM »

The Dockers don't have any fair weather fans... the first 15 seasons made sure of that. Dockers fans are more grimly determined that "hey, at least we can't do any worse this year". If we actually do well, like this year, it's a bonus.

It is true

I just don't really have time for sport, I have other interests, but I enjoy knowing roughly what's going on
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« Reply #37 on: August 02, 2010, 11:47:39 PM »

Nothing is as painful as watching as what's happening to the Eagles. It's all gone. Fuck.


But, like 2014.
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« Reply #38 on: August 03, 2010, 10:47:51 AM »

Nothing is as painful as watching as what's happening to the Eagles. It's all gone. Fuck.


But, like 2014.
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« Reply #39 on: August 18, 2010, 06:09:16 AM »

What a great idea! 2 bottles of Jack himself and I'm excited,more so that big Kev! Brush Teeth
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« Reply #40 on: August 21, 2010, 01:07:24 AM »

Ahh fucking shit the fuck up .\
Emu bitter and a shitty vege burger form hungry jacks and I'm tasting Israel.
Simon says " get the fuck up. rub on them titties, rub on them titties"
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« Reply #41 on: August 21, 2010, 04:07:14 PM »

 cheesy
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« Reply #42 on: August 25, 2010, 12:45:19 AM »

Does anyone else think there is no point to video clips since Spinal Tap did Majesty of Rock, The?

I mean, seriously, it's the best clip ever and if bands think they can do better, doesn't the blatant piss-takery of all music videos make it pointless to continue?
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« Reply #43 on: August 28, 2010, 09:55:34 AM »

Hungover is in Amestdam. I'm in teh EU suckas.
Hi Bird of Parasex.
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« Reply #44 on: August 30, 2010, 09:05:28 AM »

Does anyone else think there is no point to video clips since Spinal Tap did Majesty of Rock, The?

I mean, seriously, it's the best clip ever and if bands think they can do better, doesn't the blatant piss-takery of all music videos make it pointless to continue?

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« Reply #45 on: September 02, 2010, 07:14:10 PM »

oh hello drunk thread.

we meet again.
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« Reply #46 on: September 02, 2010, 07:26:03 PM »

I'm not far behind you. Mmm, Mercury cider. Smiley
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« Reply #47 on: September 02, 2010, 07:42:20 PM »

I smell a rendezvous.


That's french for sex.
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« Reply #48 on: September 02, 2010, 07:51:27 PM »

wut up doe?

i feel like another beer, should i steal one from the communal fridge?
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« Reply #49 on: September 02, 2010, 08:00:54 PM »

As long as (a) whoever bought it won't need it tonight and (b) you replace it tomorrow with (i) the same or (ii) Coopers, go nuts.
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« Reply #50 on: September 02, 2010, 08:03:02 PM »

it is coopers, i'm replacing it w/ quality wine and it's been there for four days

fuck it, i'm doing it
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« Reply #51 on: September 02, 2010, 08:15:37 PM »

foiled, someone was in there

gotta get in and out without being seen
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« Reply #52 on: September 02, 2010, 08:24:18 PM »

I smell a rendezvous.


That's french for sex.

you know your joke was bad when drunk people don't even laugh at it.

foiled, someone was in there

gotta get in and out without being seen

we're all cheering you on, sam cheesy
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« Reply #53 on: September 02, 2010, 08:29:05 PM »

foiled, someone was in there

gotta get in and out without being seen

we're all cheering you on, sam cheesy



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