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#1 blue tarpaulin (folded)

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Posted 13 December 2009 - 10:10 PM

I think for me it's either 5 or 6.

#2 SupremeBeans

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Posted 13 December 2009 - 10:13 PM

Five. Could've made it six but I wasn't man enough to do the Vatican.
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#3 KH Guitar Freak

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Posted 14 December 2009 - 01:08 AM

Lost count...
Guitars:

1. '95 Hamer Diablo II USA
2. '95 Hamer Daytona USA
3. '95 Hamer Eclipse USA
4. '06 ESP KH2 Vintage Japan
5. '01 ESP KH2 Japan
6. '07 ESP SV Standard Japan
7. '06 X-Tone PA-1 Korea
8. '08 X-Tone PS-1 Korea
9. Ernie Ball Music Man Luke PDN (Luke True Gold)
10. Ernie Ball Music Man Luke BFR USA (Tran Black finish with figured maple top)
11. '03 PRS Mark Tremonti USA
12. 00s G&L Legacy USA
13. '06 Fender SRV USA
14. '06 Fender 60th Anniversary Strat USA
15. '06 Fender 60th Anniversary Tele USA
16. '06 Fender ST57-66US Strat Japan
17. Fender Strat (Fender Japan 60s body, Fender Custom Shop USA tremolo, Fender 60s reissue neck USA, Callaham hardware including Fralin single coil set)
18. 90s Grover Jackson Superstrat Japan
19. 80s/90s Tokai Talbo Japan
20. Electa Strat with Filtertron bridge pickup Japan
21. '06 Line 6 Variax 700 Japan
22. '03 Takamine EAN15C Japan
23. '98 Takamine G330S Taiwan
24. 80s Burny Les Paul Japan
25. Late 70s Burny SG Japan
26. 80s Schecter Strategy Telecaster Custom USA
27. Elite Acoustic Electric Guitar Korea

Amps:

1. '08 Mesa Boogie Roadster head
2. Mesa Stiletto Deuce II head
3. Mesa Mark V head
4. Mesa Simulclass 2:90 poweramp
5. ENGL E530 preamp
6. Randall RM100KH head
7. 80s Music Man 150HD 2X12 combo
8. Early 90s Peavey 5150 head
9. Marshall Vintage Modern 2466 head
10. '06 Marshall TSL602
11. Laney Lionheart 20W head
12. '02 Laney Hardcore Max 30R

Cabs:

1. Mesa Stilletto Straight Front 4X12 Cab
2. Laney Lionheart 2X12 cab

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Posted 14 December 2009 - 10:32 AM

one
have you ever heard the words
i'm singing in these songs
they're for the girl i loved all along
can a taste of love be so wrong

#5 Silas

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 01:24 PM

How many companies is a better question.

Three B)

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 01:44 PM

did they have curtains?
have you ever heard the words
i'm singing in these songs
they're for the girl i loved all along
can a taste of love be so wrong

#7 Silas

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 02:16 PM

In th e  :ph34r:cold rooms!!1

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 03:40 PM

how could you get it up in the freezer?

she musta been special!
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can a taste of love be so wrong

#9 Silas

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 04:09 PM

I've got a good imagination.  :wub:

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Posted 15 December 2009 - 05:30 PM

so you're the one responsible for all those immaculate conceptions!!
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they're for the girl i loved all along
can a taste of love be so wrong

#11 Silas

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 01:18 AM

All those used kleenex more like ;)

Silas

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 09:57 AM

atleast the tissue production cycle will always be strong!
have you ever heard the words
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can a taste of love be so wrong

#13 TehFix0r

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 02:07 PM

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#14 Silas

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Posted 21 December 2009 - 04:07 PM

Oh yeah. I'm putting them through college while looking at 'college' websites at least twice a day :ph34r:

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#15 blue tarpaulin (folded)

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Posted 21 December 2009 - 04:59 PM

what?

#16 Silas

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Posted 21 December 2009 - 05:03 PM

The tissue companies are able to send their kids to college because I use so many tissues. I then look at college girls gone wild websites. It's a vicious circle.

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#17 blue tarpaulin (folded)

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Posted 21 December 2009 - 05:35 PM

I see. What the highest you've ever blown a load? Can anyone beat 1100m above sea level?

#18 Silas

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Posted 21 December 2009 - 05:40 PM

Is that in a plane?

If not, then yes.

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#19 blue tarpaulin (folded)

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Posted 21 December 2009 - 05:40 PM

Nah it was on a mountain.

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Posted 21 December 2009 - 06:43 PM

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Is that in a plane?

If not, then yes.

Beat the ISS, bitch.

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