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#21 backseat hysterical

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 09:09 PM

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they might've been ille/elli/ilitr

they might not have been able to read!

And what went through their head?

'Gee, I wonder if there's a reason there's all these people on one till? Nope, the checkout girls mustn't have noticed the line. I know, I'll mention it to them and they can come serve me!'
Can you describe the ruckus, sir?

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 09:26 PM

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they might've been ille/elli/ilitr

they might not have been able to read!

And what went through their head?

'Gee, I wonder if there's a reason there's all these people on one till? Nope, the checkout girls mustn't have noticed the line. I know, I'll mention it to them and they can come serve me!'
Even worse are the people who complain about the service and say "if I don't get served now, I'm taking my custom elsewhere" Well, uh, cya! As the lowly cashier, its not my problem that there's not enough staff on/tills break etc etc

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:25 PM

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they might've been ille/elli/ilitr

they might not have been able to read!

And what went through their head?

'Gee, I wonder if there's a reason there's all these people on one till? Nope, the checkout girls mustn't have noticed the line. I know, I'll mention it to them and they can come serve me!'
Even worse are the people who complain about the service and say "if I don't get served now, I'm taking my custom elsewhere" Well, uh, cya! As the lowly cashier, its not my problem that there's not enough staff on/tills break etc etc

Being a checkout chick is one of the most awful jobs in the world, they always cop all the shit from customers.

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 10:30 PM

Getting this back on topic, we were talking about self-driving cars to which a friend piped up: How would you get there if you're not driving it?  :-)||

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Posted 16 December 2009 - 11:29 PM

Best one I copped from a customer this year - "It's easy for you to say, you don't have to wait a whole year for your birthday..."

:unsure:
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Posted 17 December 2009 - 03:40 AM

HAHA.

My boss said he punched a guy from Essendon Bombers when he was younger. Sound s like bullshit

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#27 backseat hysterical

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 10:21 AM

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Best one I copped from a customer this year - "It's easy for you to say, you don't have to wait a whole year for your birthday..."

:unsure:

genuinely lol'd.
Can you describe the ruckus, sir?

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 08:46 PM

i saw a tasmanian number plate on the way home from work. the states catch phrase is, the holiday isle. my first thought wow everyone in tasmania must take a lot of holidays interstate.
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Posted 17 December 2009 - 09:53 PM

[points gun at head]...........we come in peace!!
have you ever heard the words
i'm singing in these songs
they're for the girl i loved all along
can a taste of love be so wrong

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Posted 17 December 2009 - 11:34 PM

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Best one I copped from a customer this year - "It's easy for you to say, you don't have to wait a whole year for your birthday..."

:unsure:

genuinely lol'd.

i giggled on the inside ;-)
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Posted 18 December 2009 - 10:00 AM

did you throw up a liitle??


.........ok, shes clean (i think)
have you ever heard the words
i'm singing in these songs
they're for the girl i loved all along
can a taste of love be so wrong

#32 Silas

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 03:28 PM

Dirty, dirty

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Posted 19 December 2009 - 03:52 PM

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and, said individual, up until year 12, thought the sun went down then came back around as the moon

Not a word of lie.
I've been laughing about this for ten minutes.  pure gold!

#34 bastardo

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 04:55 PM

insane isn't it

surely by that age you've at least seen the moon in a daylight sky
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#35 wooshkah

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 05:36 PM

surely he was the drummer, correct?

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Posted 20 December 2009 - 07:22 PM

nope, he was on ze guitar
be still, ya little cunt

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Posted 09 April 2010 - 12:04 PM

I was watching the V8 supercars with a bunch of friends, and there was this one girl trying to be interested and asking a whole bunch of questions like what cars are they, how are they different from the production models, ect ect

And then after a brief silence she says "So whats the speed limit around the track while they are racing?"

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Posted 13 April 2010 - 12:46 PM

Back when I was playing Anarchy Online, I got into a conversation with someone who upon hearing that I was Australian, asked with all seriousness:

"Does Australia belong to the USA?"


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Posted 13 April 2010 - 01:45 PM

Well yeah it pretty much does.
And that is all I have to say about that.

#40 Silas

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Posted 21 April 2010 - 02:04 PM

RACIST!

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