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[backseat hysterical]

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they might've been ille/elli/ilitr

they might not have been able to read!

And what went through their head?

'Gee, I wonder if there's a reason there's all these people on one till? Nope, the checkout girls mustn't have noticed the line. I know, I'll mention it to them and they can come serve me!'

[Cadbury]

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they might've been ille/elli/ilitr

they might not have been able to read!

And what went through their head?

'Gee, I wonder if there's a reason there's all these people on one till? Nope, the checkout girls mustn't have noticed the line. I know, I'll mention it to them and they can come serve me!'

Even worse are the people who complain about the service and say "if I don't get served now, I'm taking my custom elsewhere" Well, uh, cya! As the lowly cashier, its not my problem that there's not enough staff on/tills break etc etc

[QueefGiblet]

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they might've been ille/elli/ilitr

they might not have been able to read!

And what went through their head?

'Gee, I wonder if there's a reason there's all these people on one till? Nope, the checkout girls mustn't have noticed the line. I know, I'll mention it to them and they can come serve me!'

Even worse are the people who complain about the service and say "if I don't get served now, I'm taking my custom elsewhere" Well, uh, cya! As the lowly cashier, its not my problem that there's not enough staff on/tills break etc etc

Being a checkout chick is one of the most awful jobs in the world, they always cop all the shit from customers.

[Cadbury]

Getting this back on topic, we were talking about self-driving cars to which a friend piped up: How would you get there if you're not driving it?  :-)||

[Apples]

Best one I copped from a customer this year - "It's easy for you to say, you don't have to wait a whole year for your birthday..."

:unsure:

[Silas]

HAHA.

My boss said he punched a guy from Essendon Bombers when he was younger. Sound s like bullshit

[backseat hysterical]

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Best one I copped from a customer this year - "It's easy for you to say, you don't have to wait a whole year for your birthday..."

:unsure:

genuinely lol'd.

[anesthesia]

i saw a tasmanian number plate on the way home from work. the states catch phrase is, the holiday isle. my first thought wow everyone in tasmania must take a lot of holidays interstate.

[point]

[points gun at head]...........we come in peace!!

[Apples]

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Best one I copped from a customer this year - "It's easy for you to say, you don't have to wait a whole year for your birthday..."

:unsure:

genuinely lol'd.

i giggled on the inside ;-)

[point]

did you throw up a liitle??


.........ok, shes clean (i think)

[Silas]

Dirty, dirty

[shorebuck]

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and, said individual, up until year 12, thought the sun went down then came back around as the moon

Not a word of lie.

I've been laughing about this for ten minutes.  pure gold!

[bastardo]

insane isn't it

surely by that age you've at least seen the moon in a daylight sky

[wooshkah]

surely he was the drummer, correct?

[bastardo]

nope, he was on ze guitar

[phil_pekaar]

I was watching the V8 supercars with a bunch of friends, and there was this one girl trying to be interested and asking a whole bunch of questions like what cars are they, how are they different from the production models, ect ect

And then after a brief silence she says "So whats the speed limit around the track while they are racing?"

[Shichi]

Back when I was playing Anarchy Online, I got into a conversation with someone who upon hearing that I was Australian, asked with all seriousness:

"Does Australia belong to the USA?"

[Bangers]

Well yeah it pretty much does.

[Silas]

RACIST!