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Started by Duceman , May 02 2008 03:44 PM

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Posted 04 May 2008 - 12:25 AM

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It's pretty clear the man with no internal editor is getting pretty out of control lately. What's the cause?

I think he just misses the days when Perthbands.com used to be hive of internet activity, and if you blinked you'd miss something major happening in the forums.




Either that, or insanity caused by syphilis.

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Posted 04 May 2008 - 07:19 PM

I'm going with syphilis
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Posted 04 May 2008 - 08:17 PM

So we've decided on syphilis as the cause off this erratic, and quite frankly fucken stupid behaviour?
There might be a million other people tryin' to do what I do, but I'm the only one who knows what to do

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Posted 04 May 2008 - 09:37 PM

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So we've decided on syphilis as the cause off this erratic, and quite frankly fucken stupid behaviour?

We have.

The next uncomfortable question is.... who gave it to him?

I vote Litanya.

#25 Chaircat Meow

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Posted 05 May 2008 - 12:03 AM

It's syphillis, caused by monkeys :(
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#26 sour_candy

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Posted 05 May 2008 - 11:16 AM

http://www.cat-world...calisation.htm    &:0)
...not sure about the golden knobs though.

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Posted 06 May 2008 - 07:29 AM

Jeanii, I know this may come as a suprise to you, but Chaircat isn't actually a cat.
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Posted 06 May 2008 - 08:37 AM

yes he is
he is a cat made out of chairs
(well he was last time i looked)

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Posted 06 May 2008 - 11:31 PM

He's the Ice Volvo
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Posted 07 May 2008 - 06:10 PM

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So we've decided on syphilis as the cause off this erratic, and quite frankly fucken stupid behaviour?

We have.

The next uncomfortable question is.... who gave it to him?

I vote Litanya.

I dont carry Syphilis at the moment.

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Posted 07 May 2008 - 06:15 PM

You're way off, Cheazor.  By gender and species.

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Posted 07 May 2008 - 06:23 PM

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So we've decided on syphilis as the cause off this erratic, and quite frankly fucken stupid behaviour?

We have.

The next uncomfortable question is.... who gave it to him?

I vote Litanya.

I dont carry Syphilis at the moment.

I love how you clarified that. It's like you're a shop that's run out of stock - you don't have any at the moment, but you're sure to receive a shipment sooner or later.
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Posted 07 May 2008 - 07:31 PM

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You're way off, Cheazor.  By gender and species.


..and being a Welshman, it's only fair for Dan to hold authority on such matters.

Duce, having established yourself as the local authority on syphillis, can you now please shut up about it???
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Posted 07 May 2008 - 07:40 PM

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..and being a Welshman, it's only fair for Dan to hold authority on such matters.
Heh.  I'll pay you that one.

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Posted 07 May 2008 - 07:50 PM

Stop me if you're heard this one before....

A Welshman and an Englishman are out walking in a paddock. They come across a sheep with its head stuck in a fence. "Oh, will you look at that?" the Welshman says, clapping his hands with delight. The Englishman watches in shock as the Welshman walks behind the sheep, drops his pants and enters it from behind. A minute later, the Welshman is finished. With a big grin, he puts his pants back on, steps away from the sheep and calls out to the Englishman: "Come on then, your turn now".

The Englishman puts his head in the fence.


BOOOM-TISHH!!

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Posted 07 May 2008 - 07:56 PM

I take great offence to that.



"A minute later"  ????!!!

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Posted 07 May 2008 - 08:10 PM

http://www.catchanne...-checklist.aspx
...not sure about the golden knobs though.

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Posted 07 May 2008 - 08:19 PM

5) Has your cat started spraying or stopped using his litter box properly?

If you're depressed, I thoroughly recommend taking a crap in the kitchen or spurting your piss everywhere. It lightens the mood! Why not give it a try? :wacko:


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RIP Sid

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I am generic brand for product of environment,
I get these dreams that roll and shake into pieces,
I pick them up to find that I am wide awake again

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Posted 07 May 2008 - 09:42 PM

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You're way off, Cheazor.  By gender and species.


..and being a Welshman, it's only fair for Dan to hold authority on such matters.

Duce, having established yourself as the local authority on syphillis, can you now please shut up about it???

You telling someone to shut up about something? That's a bit rich.
There might be a million other people tryin' to do what I do, but I'm the only one who knows what to do

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Posted 08 May 2008 - 11:34 AM

Block your hole, cunt!
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RIP Sid

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I get these dreams that roll and shake into pieces,
I pick them up to find that I am wide awake again
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