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[lostsaint1]

SEEING THAT I HAVE SO MANY FANS ON HERE I THOUGHT IT WAS TIME TO HELP YOU LIVE A MEANINGFUL LIFE LIKE ME!  SO HERE YOU CAN ASK ME ANY QUESTION YOU WANT FROM HOW TO PICK UP WIDGES SISTER, TO THE MEANING OF LIFE!  FIRE AWAY!

[Ess Sea]

Q-Balls - why did you and he fall out?
He seemed like a nice fellow.

[ura]

Please explain to me, in basic terms, the correct manner in which the mastery of homophones may be facilitated.

Thank you.

[lostsaint1]

AS YOU MIGHT OF GUESSED I'M PRETTY FULL ON! WE JUST SEE THINGS DIFFERENTLY AND WHEN THOSE PATHS CROSSED IT DIDN'T WORK. FOR THE RECORD Q IS ACTUALLY A DECENT GUY AND IS NO WORSE THEN ANY OTHER FUCKWIT! JUST KIDDING! HE'S ALRIGHT

URA- I'M DISAPPOINTED THAT SOMETHING I PUT UP AGAINST MY EAR COULD BE A HOMO!

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Please explain to me, in basic terms, the correct manner in which the mastery of homophones may be facilitated.

Thank you.

THE FACE DOWN POSITION, QUICKLY FOLLOWED BY A GOOD HAMMER POUNDING WOULD BE THE BEST WAY TO FACILITATE ANY HOMO DEVICE!

[bird_of_paradox]

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THE FACE DOWN POSITION, QUICKLY FOLLOWED BY A GOOD HAMMER POUNDING WOULD BE THE BEST WAY TO FACILITATE ANY HOMO DEVICE!

:huh:

I think I just lost a few brain cells deciphering that.

[lostsaint1]

DON'T LIE! YOU'VE BEEN ON HERE TOO LONG TO HAVE ANY LEFT! I LOVE HOW THE USUAL CRITICS GET ON WITH THE USUAL LINES AND THEN GO AND LIVE THEIR USUAL LIVES IN THEIR OWN USUAL WAY. MUST BE REAL EXCITING BEING YOU!!!!

[fletch]

Why didn't you watch the canopy, Goose?

Why?

Talk to me, Goose.

[lostsaint1]

THATS REALLY SAD THAT YOU PEOPLE ADMIT TO WATCHING THAT SHOW!  I'VE EVEN PUT THE REAL GOOSE IN THE AVATAR PIC AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T FIGURED IT OUT.  ALL GOOSES SEEM TO CRASH AND BURN IN THE MOVIES BUT!  IT ONLY HAPPENS IN THE MOVIES LOL!

[fletch]

How can I reconcile within myself the knowledge that the same actor played Gilbert Lowell in Revenge of the Nerds and Goose in Top Gun?

[lostsaint1]

YOU NEED TO LET GO OF THAT GOOSE DUDE! HE'S AN IMPOSTER. THE GOOSE IN MAD MAX IS THE ONLY TRUE GOOSE! THE OTHER GOOSE WAS JUST A DUCK!

[lostsaint1]

OR MAYBE IF HE HAD OF DUCKED HE WOULD OF SURVIVED THE CANOPY INCIDENT?

[davidk]

I find my mother attractive, should i take her out to sizzle, and if so, is the salad bar to much for a first date. I don't want to give the impression that i'm made of money.

[The Day After]

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YOU NEED TO LET GO OF THAT GOOSE DUDE! HE'S AN IMPOSTER. THE GOOSE IN MAD MAX IS THE ONLY TRUE GOOSE! THE OTHER GOOSE WAS JUST A DUCK!

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OR MAYBE IF HE HAD OF DUCKED HE WOULD OF SURVIVED THE CANOPY INCIDENT?

The most prime example of a ducksplanation I have ever seen  :lol:

Goose, I need your help! I feel threatened by capitalism!

[fletch]

What happened to Goose's dogtags when Maverick threw them into the ocean? Would they have sunk to the dark, silty bottom, or been seen and eaten by a fish which was attracted to the glinting, silvery tags and they floated down?

[Ben]

[trippo]

Goose, did your dad fuck you too hard in the mouth when you were younger, or did you get the brain damage some other way?

[sour_candy]

Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting a fly-by...

[valkorum]

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Tower, this is Ghostrider requesting a fly-by...

Negative ghostrider, the pattern is full

[lostsaint1]

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I find my mother attractive, should i take her out to sizzle, and if so, is the salad bar to much for a first date. I don't want to give the impression that i'm made of money.

if its your mum then why date? go to www.sexmummy.com for all you need

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Goose, did your dad fuck you too hard in the mouth when you were younger, or did you get the brain damage some other way?

this coming from the guy with a white streak in his hair cos his sister went at him with a strap on!

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SEEING THAT I HAVE SO MANY FANS ON HERE I THOUGHT IT WAS TIME TO HELP YOU LIVE A MEANINGFUL LIFE LIKE ME!  SO HERE YOU CAN ASK ME ANY QUESTION YOU WANT FROM HOW TO PICK UP WIDGES SISTER, TO THE MEANING OF LIFE!  FIRE AWAY!

Widge's sister?  Or Widget's sister??

Sorry you might not understand.  Maybe I should write:

WIDGE'S SISTER?  OR WIDGET'S SISTER??

of all the questions you choose that widgie?  says a lot about your life really! maybe you should stop looking at porn and realise that someone else could do it for you!