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#41 Mr Serial

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Posted 14 August 2009 - 11:40 AM

Can I depend on you to be super big fan?

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Posted 14 August 2009 - 11:41 AM

I'm your go-to guy.

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Posted 14 August 2009 - 12:39 PM

Cerebrus = Cerberus, as far as my memory of Greek mythology goes...
also known as Kerber in Serbian, which was a name of a terrible early 80s sweet metal band over there. saw them once opening for Uriah Heep - equally crappy band...

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Posted 14 August 2009 - 12:46 PM


you're absolutely right  caf$$*(


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#45 mattgiles

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Posted 14 August 2009 - 08:54 AM

cerebrus is a little aardvark warrior dude.

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actually he's cerebus. cerebrus sounds like a mix between him and cerebro, the thing from X-Men.
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Posted 14 August 2009 - 08:58 AM


bamodi in a nutshell.
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Posted 15 August 2009 - 07:39 AM

Cerebus was in a TMNT comic once.

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Posted 16 August 2009 - 12:36 AM

After we had that talk about TMNT I looked on the internet for collections of those comics, it was real hard to find one hey. I think I found one on Amazon and eBay. I want the one where they fight Shredder on a rooftop and in the first panel of the fight Leonardo impales him on a sword.
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#49 Mr Serial

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Posted 16 August 2009 - 07:07 AM

I dont have that one. Though I do have a comic of the future TMNT.

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Posted 04 September 2009 - 06:02 AM

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Did I read that right?  Did he suggest Cease are unpredictable?

At the risk of being accused of "not getting it," how is one chord for 45 minutes and a wall of feedback "unpredictable"?

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Posted 04 September 2009 - 07:21 AM

I've instructed Lyndon that all his reviews should now resemble the glory of this man.  Look forward to him comparing his penis to a blueberry.

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Posted 07 September 2009 - 11:08 AM

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I've instructed Lyndon that all his reviews should now resemble the glory of this man.  Look forward to him comparing his penis to a blueberry.

I'm hugely enjoying Mark Prindle's reviews. Nice one joker. This made me lolz:

"Firstly, the guitars are blisteringly gritty, with Steve Jones doing everything in his power to sound as cool as Johnny Thunders, who wanted to be as cool as Keith Richards, who wanted to be as cool as Chuck Berry, who wanted to watch girls take a poop".

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Posted 07 September 2009 - 11:37 AM

There's new hilarity around every corner on Prindle's site.  The man is a genius.  Lyndon told me that he will endeavour to emulate the dude's style.

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Posted 07 September 2009 - 11:50 AM

I think Lyndon's got his own good thing going on already, joker. No need to copy someone else.

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Posted 07 September 2009 - 11:54 AM

This I know.  I just want more blueberry/dick references.

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Posted 07 September 2009 - 12:14 PM

I want more Bob Dylan jokes:

Q. What's the difference between Bob Dylan and a dark reddish orange?
A. Well, one is 'burnt sienna' and the other was 'burnt out by 1977'!'

Q. Why did Bob Dylan cross the road?
A. To get to Another Side!

Q. How many Bob Dylan fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Theoretically only one, but he's been talking to the record store clerk for the last three hours!

Q. What was Bob Dylan's ass dildo doing five minutes after Bob ate at Taco Bell?
A. The answer, my friend, is "blowing in the wind"!

Q. What did Bob Dylan both say and experience after an all-night lovemaking session with his idol Woody Guthrie?
A. "'Morning, Wood!"





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Posted 07 September 2009 - 02:29 PM

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There's new hilarity around every corner on Prindle's site.  The man is a genius. 

I concur. I've been reading the site all day in between occasional bursts of actually doing work. I don't want my co-workers to know I'm slacking off, but I keep hitting hilarious parts and I crack up laughing.

I love his fake bios. Genius:

The Smiths sprouted out of Manchester, England in the early '80s with an agenda of red-hot hate, fury-stoked fascism and undying contempt for the remnants of the "Peace and Love Generation." A violent reactionary right-wing Oi! band with obvious connections to the National Front, this four-piece of bile (screamer Steven Morrissey, thrasher John Marr, bass pummeller Andy Rourke and blastbeat supremo Mike "Himmler's Hammer" Joyce) knew that its entire "final solution" agenda would be doomed from the start if they couldn't find a more erudite way of couching such horrific (to the comfortable bourgeois masses) slogans as "I wear black on the outside because I hate all blacks on the inside" and "I am human and I need to be loved/That's what all the Jews say." The answer: target America's teenage girl and closeted homosexual population. The rest is "Naz-istory"!





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Posted 09 September 2009 - 01:35 AM

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Did I read that right?  Did he suggest Cease are unpredictable?

At the risk of being accused of "not getting it," how is one chord for 45 minutes and a wall of feedback "unpredictable"?

i like that. the man has a point. though i dont wanna invade anyone elses sensitive homo opinions. unless they have a penchant for cruelty to animals and children. In which case I heartily concur
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#59 Mr Serial

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 04:16 AM

What a phag

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Posted 09 September 2009 - 10:11 AM

His point sucks sweaty balls.




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