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#21 Duceman

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Posted 30 August 2009 - 08:08 PM

that's the one.
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Posted 30 August 2009 - 08:41 PM

I love how she's a giggling imbecile and he's 'Mr Clinical' hahaha!
...not sure about the golden knobs though.

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Posted 30 August 2009 - 09:08 PM

You'd be giggling like that if you had to do ANYTHING with that man in the same room, he's such a twat.

Which is an interesting choice of word, considering.

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Posted 30 August 2009 - 09:17 PM

I actually thought she was a blow-up doll at first and was really disappointed when she moved  &:0)
...not sure about the golden knobs though.

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Posted 30 August 2009 - 09:44 PM

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It's not urine as far as I know. There is no jap-eye involved, for a start  :lol:

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is pushed out of the urethra (pee tube) which originates from the kidneys and the Paraurethral / Skenes glands (female prostate- located under the g-spot area) during sexual arousal. Fluid comes from the kidneys passing through the bladder to mix with the fluid coming from the female prostate.

It is usually done during an orgasm, but not always. We review this in great detail in our female ejaculation movie and book. Just like a man can ejaculate and urinate out of his urethra (pee tube) so can a woman!

I stand corrected. Still not pee!
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Posted 30 August 2009 - 09:48 PM

Ahem, Cytheria....

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Posted 30 August 2009 - 09:49 PM

Haha. Exactly. That woman is a god damn queen.
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Posted 30 August 2009 - 10:21 PM

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i didn't even get two minutes in before giving up on this :P it was too... something. i don't know what it was. (disturbing?)

the video is over 7 minutes long, did i miss something or was it just... more of the same?
Can you describe the ruckus, sir?

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Posted 30 August 2009 - 10:33 PM

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i didn't even get two minutes in before giving up on this :P it was too... something. i don't know what it was. (disturbing?)

the video is over 7 minutes long, did i miss something or was it just... more of the same?

Seven? Man, I saw the two minute version. What IS in this one?

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#30 The Day After

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Posted 30 August 2009 - 10:50 PM


I think she just gets more and more exhausted/spasmic from memory.


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Posted 30 August 2009 - 11:03 PM

im pretty sure theres a like 40+ minute version video of this. SSDD.

so you liek mudkips?

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 12:27 AM

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i didn't even get two minutes in before giving up on this :P it was too... something. i don't know what it was. (disturbing?)

the video is over 7 minutes long, did i miss something or was it just... more of the same?

I see 'disturbing' and raise you 'bizarre'. That vid got really strange halfway through when the bloke faced the camera and started talking about food she should eat (bananas... pumpkin seeds... Gatorade...). Who is this, Dr Rudi?

Makes me wonder how the hell they keep all the film equipment safe. Cameras can be covered by a clear plastic sheet if you need to, but you can't do that with microphones. Don't ever buy second-hand audio equipment that's been used in a porn shoot! &:0)
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Posted 31 August 2009 - 06:58 AM

ahhhhhh, reverse psycology!!

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#34 TehFix0r

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 07:25 AM

Okay, on a scale of one to point, that was about a fifty.

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 04:27 PM

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Woah.

#36 TehFix0r

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 07:17 PM

First thing I thought at that picure:

KAMEHAMEHA!

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 07:22 PM

Knew I recognised that squirt from somewhere.

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 09:17 PM

Hey everyone - has this OP got news for you - the Video on RedTube-is an excerpt....of about a 30 minute warm up, massage, limber, stretch etc....is this guy making a woman squirt or making a loaf of fucking bread?!

WELL I managed to narrow it down over a few things - Cytheria's words/movies, this one ^, experience and research - to get a woman going she needs her legs together on her back. lift her feet so her legs are at a right angle and enter her if you're big (indefinite article 'a' dildo...never 'your' dildo if not) so that your cock bangs directly into her g-spot.

Do this till she thinks shes gonna pee - then instead of stopping - let her have it.

changed so many sheets this week  :mellow:

unfortunately I had to spend alot of time massaging and all this kind of thing - getting her loosened up so she'll let go...same technique as for anal-but thats ANOTHER thread lol

also -is that you-luke and alex-posting above lulz?

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 09:19 PM

KAMEHAMA

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Posted 31 August 2009 - 09:30 PM

TankJR: Here to make us wonder why we complain about Point. :rolleyes:
Sometimes it's not a lack of technical knowledge, and it's not laziness. It's just a lack of anything resembling what we call motivation. Like Ron Livingston said in Office Space, "It's not that I'm lazy... I just don't care!"




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