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#61 TehFix0r

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 07:29 AM

SPOILERS for those too chicken to watch.


Kidsinasandbox: Guy cuts off his dick.


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#62 bird_of_paradox

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 07:31 AM

Never been so glad for a spoiler in my life. :rolleyes:
Sometimes it's not a lack of technical knowledge, and it's not laziness. It's just a lack of anything resembling what we call motivation. Like Ron Livingston said in Office Space, "It's not that I'm lazy... I just don't care!"

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 07:35 AM

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 02:22 PM

He doesn't cut the end of his dick off. He has an enormous wang which has been head split, and a woman proceeds to fuck him in the jap eye with a vibrator.

*resumes fetal position*

This is the shagroom. Also squirting really isn't disturbing imo. The guy on that RedTube vid is a sleaze though. But yeah, it's just porn.
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 02:26 PM

Oh that's it? My mistake. There is, however, a video around of a guy cutting his off. Equally frightening.

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 02:33 PM

Now that, I don't wanna see.
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#67 TehFix0r

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 03:01 PM

Well he uses an elastic band so there's no blood...

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 03:10 PM

What is the point of being alive if you don't have functioning genitals?   :-D||
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 03:12 PM

An elastic band? Is it a time lapse?

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 05:12 PM

Oh the good old Pain Olympics - one internets to all of us for turning this thread from squirting into eunichology in 2/12 pages :D

theres actually 2 guys in that vid, and they had both cut their balls off before - they were just stitched and healed :/

good trick....but it only works once HAHAHAHAHAHAAHA

fuck came again  ^_^

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 05:28 PM

Tank, I think I speak for everyone when I say you're a fucking spastic.
There might be a million other people tryin' to do what I do, but I'm the only one who knows what to do

#72 weaselbritches- bah!

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 05:38 PM

but he's a confident spastic . . .

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 07:44 PM

dont worry tank, he says that to everyone
have you ever heard the words
i'm singing in these songs
they're for the girl i loved all along
can a taste of love be so wrong

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 08:43 PM

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2/12 pages :D

1/6 of a page? Holy shitsauce!
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Posted 03 September 2009 - 08:47 PM

Oh shit, there's a video floating around somewhere of a dude BBQing his weiner on a weber. All poking it with the tongs and roasting fork and shit while it's sizzling. And it's still attached to him.
"I'm fixing sausage for breakfast"

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#76 Duceman

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 08:49 PM

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dont worry tank, he says that to everyone

Point, is it true that you have moved to Adelaide?
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#77 TehFix0r

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 09:39 PM

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dont worry tank, he says that to everyone

Point, is it true that you have moved to Adelaide?

We can only hope.

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 11:01 PM

WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN . . .

CANNOT BE UNSEEN . . .

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"OH DAYUM HES EATEN SUSHI, HE CANT TALK WOMEN HIS MOUTH IS FULL!"

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 11:10 PM

I know.

If anyone ever wants so show you a video called "MR HANDS".

DO NOT LOOK. NEVER LOOK.
Uncool.

Damn you encyclopaedia dramatica.
so you liek mudkips?

#80 louis

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Posted 03 September 2009 - 11:16 PM

lol, my facebook URL is mrhands.mpeg




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