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[Silas]

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Man it's been so hot at work the last two days. Came home early today and am sitting in my boxers drinking a cocktail - whitewine and tropical cordial. Lah dee dah! :ph34r:

Did this again the other day. Ran out of white wine so used red and cordial to make sangria. Went down a treat. My brother didn't seem to think so though - barf all over the driveway!

[Cadbury]

First time I get to meet the new boss; I was telling her that I managed to get into an accident on the freeway in work's car. Hello demotion.

[tutmae]

If you are going to order topless waitresses PLEASE book at least two weeks in advance. Or else I will send you a minger. I will.

[Silas]

How's that supposed to make the minger feel?

[tutmae]

I'd hope you'd be a gentleman.

[bastardo]

Phoebes: do they have to be hired specifically as waitresses, or can I just hire some hot bitch to titty-wash my car?

'cause I can serve my own hors d'oeuvres aye

[tutmae]

As long as there's at least 10 guys there it's all good. What you get her to do is your business. And your cars, obviously.

[benzo]

Mick gave me the wrong time for my case before the SAT so I spent 3 hours working on the DA for old man McAuthur's property.

[bird_of_paradox]

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If you are going to order topless waitresses PLEASE book at least two weeks in advance. Or else I will send you a minger. I will.

Your job sounds like one of the most interesting of anyone on here. :lol:

My grump for the day: working inside a freezer (ie: actually inside the -20C coolroom, with the door shut) is kind of a blessing in this weather, but jeeeeezus it's brutal walking straight into that from 35C or so outside - I could actually see drops of sweat starting to freeze on my arms. That kind of temperature differential has gotta be doing nothing good for my health.

[The Day After]

And you wonder how you're getting a cold? That's some a-grade fast-track to pneumoniatown right there!

[tutmae]

Stripper twists his knee and it's MY fault. Where's the logic? He's in BRISBANE! AAAAHHHH!

[tutmae]

Creepy call of the night (last night)-

Heavy breathing wisperer: Hey Phoeeeebeee, wanna do some baaaaar wooooork?

I have a feeling tonight will be fun. Sigh.

[Bob Lava]

so you work at the same place for a year and a half, you have 3 days sick leave in that time and only 4 days leave. You have never showed up more than 10 minutes late and then you rock up 4 minutes late and you get in the bad books..............

[Silas]

haha. Bob Lava loves the hottt stuff.
XXX

[bird_of_paradox]

Not quite a bitch about work: I got a bad appraisal thingy at work last Friday night. A few moderately bad points, the one I noticed when it was drifted under my nose for 20 sec with a signature being asked for: "Has no passion and drive". I took that to be a great sign that my passion and drive for stuff (I still have some, honest) has not been wasted on my shithouse job, as soon as I got out of the boss's office I went "Yeeeaaahhh!", and went on to have the most rock 'n' roll awesome weekend I've had in a while. Very passionately. :ph34r:

Still a bitch: the job still sucks arse. Anyone want a number cruncher on the staff?

[Duceman]

Bird, are you actively searching for number crunching jobs or just kinda hollering out on an unrelated message-board?

[JacksonStoneblower]

He's working his way up the Woolies ladder.  He'll be number-crunching on the checkout before you can say 'I got me a worthless degree.'

[Uncle Monkey]

I didn't realise he had a degree in Arts.

[weaselbritches- bah!]

I work with retards. One of the guys just said that you'd suffocate to death before you hit the ground if you jumped off of the Empire State Building. He used the comparison of sticking your head out the window of a moving car and having the air rush at your face.

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I work with retards. One of the guys just said that you'd suffocate to death before you hit the ground if you jumped off of the Empire State Building. He used the comparison of sticking your head out the window of a moving car and having the air rush at your face.

yes I would agree that whoever came up with that theory is quite possibly retarded.